Friday, January 30, 2015
Nuggets Of Wisdom
What rolls under the fridge, stays under the fridge.
Keep an open mind, but not so open that you let reptilian aliens from the Draconis star system gain control of your lower chakras to force the world into a conga line of evil.
A rolling chicken nugget gathers no sauce.
Burger King: Have it your way...except for the "no onion" you asked for on the burger–and maybe a few other things you have to go back in for.
The only thing we have to fear is getting our blood sucked dry by carrot aliens; they harvest mankind to make intergalactic smoothies.
Never reheat today what you can forget about in the fridge to stink up the place tomorrow. #nastyoldpasta