Friday, December 9, 2016

UFO Thoughts: Now Available

My 3rd book, UFO Thoughts, is now available at in paperback format for $11.99. It's 200 pages of utter nonsense that'll blow your brain valves! Think of it as illustrated Mad Libs, except without the lib...and with 10 times the MAD! Check it out here.

Ever had a random phrase pop into your head that didn't make any sense? That's a UFO Thought, and this book is full of 'em! Perhaps these nonsensical ramblings are a manifestation of the subconscious mind, or maybe they mean nothing at be the judge! Don't look for a complex story or deep slam poetry here. Seriously, this book makes no sense! After all, "Aren't we all just good citizens?"

Here's what the critics have to say...

"UFO Thoughts is a triumph of epileptic proportions!"
- Brain E. Nonsensington, Hemorrhage Weekly

"It helps keep the Xoba Worms out of my head."
- Aiem Stu Pid, The Conspiracy Critic

"I like pie. Where's my sandals?!"
- Jib Urish, Babbler Magazine

WARNING: This book is rated R for Ridiculous. Content recommended for nutcases and space weirdos only. Not suitable for robots without paradox logic dampeners. The Goblin's Den and affiliates shall not be held responsible for busted head veins or blown circuits of any kind.

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