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When I was in elementary school, I used to misspell words on purpose for fun. I called this "game" Rebelling Of The Spelling. First you write down a word spelled the correct way; then you attempt to misspell it in as many ways as possible (while still trying to make it sound correct). Here it is with the word "moon"...
Mfoon (f is silent, can't you tell?)
Mphewn (ph is silent, deal with it)
HINT: Might want to turn off your auto-correct if you type these. Feel free to use silent letters to really confuse people.