Hey kids, have you ever wanted to have a healthy dinner and contact the great beyond at the same time? Well, now you can! With Sphincter & Gimble's new Soupernatural™pasta in a can, anything is possible! Chat with mysterious specters as you gulp down meat chunks & delightfully-shaped creepypasta, all mixed into a nutritious ectoplasm broth! Your tastebuds with be possessed with flavor, guaranteed! Just heat and eat!
And for all you grown-ups out there, you're never too old to enjoy Soupernatural™! Got no one to eat dinner with? No problem! With Soupernatural™, deceased friends & relatives will keep you company as you chow down (and hey...if they don't want to hang out, who knows what interesting characters may show up?). Every dinner is an adventure with Soupernatural™!
Contains all-natural (and supernatural) ingredients: hydrogenated corn starch, mega-gluten, demonized wheat husk, ectoplasm, spider webs, salt, suffering spirits, paprika, dried cyclops tongues, lizard tails, troll noses, skin milk, ritualized sugar.
Disclaimer: Sphincter & Gimble makes no guarantee relatives will appear during consumption of this product. Soupernatural™ should be considered a ritual and may require the presence of a qualified priest in order to avoid possession. Sphincter & Gimble will not be held responsible for souls lost, teleportation to the astral plane, or prolonged harassment by inter-dimensional entities.
Now available in original or extra screamy!
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