Q: What do leprechauns say to each other when a loved one dies?
A: Top Of The Mourning To Ya!
A Leprechaun Eulogy
Here lies Sheamus O'Leary.
He liked to count his gold
'til one day someone found him
lifeless, stiff, and cold.
He drank himself to death,
as the Irish tend to do.
It seems his liver exploded;
after that, he was through.
All the luck in the world
couldn't save him from the drink.
I wrote this eulogy quick
because he's startin' to stink.
So we stuffed him in this box
and bid our last farewell.
He's pushin' up clovers now
and downin' pints in hell.
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