Q: What do you call a tornado that hits a bakery?
A: a tornadough.
If it hits a corn field, it'a cornado. If it hits a brothel, it's a whorenado. If it hits a pack of wild boars, it's a boarnado. If it hits a mexican restaurant, it's a tortillanado. How about a tile depot? That's a floornado. Or a tomato farm? That's a tormato.
Maybe there could be a tornado-themed cereal called Tornad-O's; it would have tornado, raindrop, and lightning-shaped grain pieces with flying cow marshmallows (the O's would be black CherriO pieces to resemble tires). All the flavors of the great plains in one place!
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