Black Friday Haiku 3

Turkey day is here...

that means time for more haiku

and retail chaos!

Drift into a tryptophan coma with these zen poems focusing on the holiday madness to come.

Emoclairs

Is your soul a dark pit of sorrow and remorse? Then like, you should totally try an Emoclair donut. They won't cure your crushing existential crisis, but hey...whatevs. So don't be a poser and drag your brooding butt over to Hot Topic to try some Emoclairs today. Or don't...not like I care. Eclairs go fast, so like...you probably won't be able to get 'em anyways. 😔

Totally available in these flavors:

Dark Chocolate Despair

Bleak Outlook Blueberry

Lemon Lament

All Is Lost Strawberry Frost

Peppermint Prozac

Life Is Pain Plantain

No Hope Cantaloupe

Raspberry Remorse