Is your soul a dark pit of sorrow and remorse? Then like, you should totally try an Emoclair donut. They won't cure your crushing existential crisis, but hey...whatevs. So don't be a poser and drag your brooding butt over to Hot Topic to try some Emoclairs today. Or don't...not like I care. Eclairs go fast, so like...you probably won't be able to get 'em anyways. 😔
Totally available in these flavors:
Dark Chocolate Despair
Bleak Outlook Blueberry
Lemon Lament
All Is Lost Strawberry Frost
Peppermint Prozac
Life Is Pain Plantain
No Hope Cantaloupe
Raspberry Remorse
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