COVID-19 Haiku 2

COVID-19 Haiku 2

few cars on commute

COVID-19 scared them off

goodbye smog, at least

gun sales skyrocket

but firearms cannot kill the

coronavirus

super flu or not

wash hands after Walmart trip

hygiene 101

Wendy's dining room

closed due to COVID-19

drive-thru if you dare

Mr. Clean fights germs

he is no scrub at scrubbing

meet your doom, flu bugs

quarantine day 12

still sane as long as I have

Netflix and popcorn

oh, Clorox bleach wipes

you burn my hands, but that's fine

die, COVID-19

COVID-19 Haiku

COVID-19 Haiku

COVID-19 scare

public gatherings cancelled

wash your hands, jerkwads

schools closed, job layoffs

the world brought to a halt by

one little virus

widespread quarantine

even Waffle House is closed

end of world confirmed

scrub every surface

kill that coronavirus

Lysol is your friend

pandemic panic

toilet paper all sold out

humans are stupid

pollen levels high

COVID-19 spreading too

give our lungs a break

plague containment fail

filthy Wuhan meat market

thanks a lot, China

Rhymania: The Zork Of York

The Zork Of York is a dork who rides a stork to work and eats barbecue pork without a fork.