COVID-19 Haiku

COVID-19 Haiku

COVID-19 scare

public gatherings cancelled

wash your hands, jerkwads

schools closed, job layoffs

the world brought to a halt by

one little virus

widespread quarantine

even Waffle House is closed

end of world confirmed

scrub every surface

kill that coronavirus

Lysol is your friend

pandemic panic

toilet paper all sold out

humans are stupid

pollen levels high

COVID-19 spreading too

give our lungs a break

plague containment fail

filthy Wuhan meat market

thanks a lot, China