Of Turkey & Farts
After Thanksgiving dinner,
folks are as stuffed as can be.
And then they go out shopping,
a time bomb if you ask me.
Because when they start to move,
it stirs up what’s in their guts.
Then soon, you know what happens...
they pass gas out of their butts.
You’d think they’d have the manners
to hold it in for a while.
But no, they just let it rip
and reek up an entire aisle.
Then they quickly waddle off,
hoping others take the blame.
Ugh, the stench of rotten eggs...
the odor’s always the same!
If you must fart in public,
please clench your sphincter and think.
Be polite and go outside
to release your sulfur stink.
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