Autumn Pun-kins
Autumn pumpkins, their size just right...
how shall we carve them up tonight?
The knife goes in, let's dig out space
for us to make a wicked face.
Jack-O'-Lanterns are kind of lame,
let's make something that's not the same.
You know what I think would be fun?
If we make them based on a pun!
A Drac-O'-Lantern that has wings and fangs,
or a Yak-O'-Lantern with horns and bangs.
A Quack-O'-Lantern that looks like a duck,
or a Tack-O'-Lantern with pushpins stuck.
A Crack-O'-Lantern with dermatitis,
or Plaque-O'-Lantern with gingivitis.
But hey, that's just what I might do...
make your pun-kins unique to you!
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