Spooky Weirdos: The Kentucky Hopkinsville Goblins

Spooky Weirdos: The Kentucky Hopkinsville Goblins

One night in late August 1955, the Sutton family was harassed by goblin-like creatures on their property near Hopkinsville, Kentucky. The entities were about 3-feet tall, had silver skin, and large eyes/ears. They were soon met with gunfire, which had little effect on them. After several confrontations, they vanished by dawn. What were these mysterious visitors? Aliens? Ghosts? No one knows, but they certainly have left an indelible mark upon the town.

The Sound Of French Fries: Halloween Edition 5

Halloween's not done

'til you ingest this batch of

spooky fast food poems.

Dead Mall Haiku 2

Dead Mall Haiku 2.

Are you ready for some more

retail nostalgia?

Yoga Worms

What if Dhalsim from Street Fighter was a zombie? He kind of already looks undead. He'd be called Zhalsim and would spit worms instead of fire.

Tornado Haiku 2

Storms are a'brewin.

Don't get swept away by these

tornadic zen poems.

Xlorpadoptron

Xlorpadoptron

In a few hundred years, the best-selling smart device will be the Xlorpadoptron–or Xlorpa for short. It's a puck-shaped, little blue weirdo capable of all sorts of advanced calculations. Marketed as the "Durable, Adorable, & Sometimes Deplorable Xlorpadoptron", it may be a bit too smart. It can make fart noises, tell you the weather, order groceries, command precision airstrikes, and terraform solar systems.

 It also has a tendency to roast its users, which often causes them to punch the thing. Apparently the developers anticipated this, as the little scamp is nigh invulnerable due to its squishiness. What other oddities await in the future?

Toy Yoda In My Toyota #5

Time for another edition of "Toy Yoda In My Toyota." This one is from Burger King circa 2005.

Dead Mall Haiku

It's dead mall haiku.

Wax nostalgic if you want.

Who else misses Sears?

Fryday The 13th: The Return To Krystal Lake

Even supernatural slasher freaks love some french fries.

KFC Waffles: A Haiku Review

KFC Waffles: A Haiku Review

KFC waffles.

I had low expectations -

but wow, they're quite good!

Thick, sweet, and crispy:

KFC makes great waffles!

Try with the syrup!

Who would've thought that

I would dub KFC as

the king of waffles?

Disclaimer: KFC is wildly inconsistent. Your waffle experience may differ. Overcooked, undercooked, soggy, and rat turd flavored waffles are possible.

The Legend Of Neddy NoNeck

The Legend Of Neddy NoNeck

Have you heard about Neddy NoNeck? Supposedly, he's a small fat creature that emerges from the ground and hunts people for their necks. He cuts them off with his turkey slicer, then grafts them onto himself. Satisfied with his new neck, he then wobbles back to whence he came...but he always returns to hunt again!

He talks in twisted rhymes, mocking his victims. Some have said they heard him say: "My name is Neddy NoNeck, 'cause I have no neck, you see...so I think I'll cut off yours, and staple it onto me!" There's also the rumor that Neddy NoNeck may be the minion of an even more terrifying entity, known as The Neckromancer.

Shown here is a talking figure of Neddy NoNeck based on the urban legend. Could such a creature be real, or is he just a creepypasta to scare kids? Just to be safe, you may want to keep a chainmail scarf handy.

"Civilized" Dinosaur Found

"Civilized" Dinosaur Found

Paleontologists have discovered an extraordinary fossil in Montana: that of a theropod dinosaur which appears to have a top hat-like crest on its head. This could be an indication that dinosaurs were more civilized than previously thought.

The new species has been dubbed "The Great Emancipavenator", after its likeness to Abraham Lincoln.

Tornado Haiku

Severe storm season.

It's the perfect time for some

tornado haiku.

Pie Day

Today is national pie day, so here's your obligatory post.

The Goblin's Den Logo

Trying out a new logo. A simpler, more geometric design.

Super MARE-io Bros.

After obtaining a strange power-up, the Super Mario Bros. have turned into horses. They are now truly the Super MARE-io Bros., as many have mispronounced before.

Meanwhile, Donkey Kong has become an actual donkey...and let's not talk about P. Diddy Kong.

ApPEARition

Did you know that the ghost of a pear is called an apPEARition? Fun Fact: Beware, they can occasionally be transPEARent.