The Goblin's Den Blog: January 2026

Friday, January 30, 2026

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with diarrhea?

A: A velocicraptor. 😆

New Wendy's Tendies: A Fast Food Review Poem

Wendys has tendies!

They claim that they're new,

but they've had them before -

so that isn't true.

I'm calling them out

on their marketing lie...

but despite the false hype,

I gave them a try.

Alas, as I thought,

they're exactly the same...

and overpriced, too -

so that's double lame.

For fast food chicken,

they're average fare.

Too greasy and bland,

no spice and no flair.

To put it simply,

not the best that I've had.

I'd rather have Zaxby's,

but they're not too bad.

Bigfoot is out there.

Where is the big guy hiding?

Maybe your backyard.

Whenever something weird is afoot, it's...aliens. Someone tell those guys to stop being so spooky.