New Wendy's Tendies: A Fast Food Review Poem
Wendys has tendies!
They claim that they're new,
but they've had them before -
so that isn't true.
I'm calling them out
on their marketing lie...
but despite the false hype,
I gave them a try.
Alas, as I thought,
they're exactly the same...
and overpriced, too -
so that's double lame.
For fast food chicken,
they're average fare.
Too greasy and bland,
no spice and no flair.
To put it simply,
not the best that I've had.
I'd rather have Zaxby's,
but they're not too bad.
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