By now you've heard about the four alien species that have been disclosed in the UFO files. You know, the usual suspects: Greys, Nordics, Reptilians, and Insectoids. What if I told you it was all false? That's right, here are the REAL four alien species that are here on Earth--the ones the governments of the world don't want you to know about!
Ptoobuhr: One-eyed, red weirdos with a single arm on top of their heads. Turns out you don't need opposable thumbs to be a technologically advanced race--one will do just fine. They steal resources from Earth secretly for their own agendas. Brings new meaning to the term "one-armed bandit."
Dreedledorn: Serpentine freaks that communicate via light patterns they flash from their multiple eyes. They're explorers from Forgahgos, an alternate dimension on Mars. Their females are small, yellow, and have the ability to fly. Weird.
Zeaxog: Tiny mischief-makers with big curly ears, likely responsible for goblin and gnome sightings. They enjoy playing cruel pranks and cutting up livestock, the little sickos. They wear tall hats which represent their rank in society.
Mtekarek: Ever have one of those annoying neighbors that won't leave you alone? That's what these guys are. They're tall, jellyfish-like, and fly. They're very friendly and are happy to share their technological advancements, at least.
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