Monday, May 11, 2015

Mr. Potato Dead

After becoming addicted to Lay's Potato Chips, Mr. Potato Head went on a rampage attacking grocery stores across the city. In a zombie-like craze, he devoured every bag of potato chips in sight…and when they ran out he began to feed upon his fellow potato folk.

The screams of veggiecide echoed through the streets, and soon the authorities were alerted. Following the trail of a hundred half-eaten potato people, they found Mr. Potato Head in a gas station–growling and chewing on his own arm. He lunged at the cops but was taken out by a well-placed RPG. In a glorious explosion of yellow juice and potato chunks, Mr. Potato Head was no more.

The incident was over, but how many more potato citizens would succumb to the forbidden allure of Lay's Potato Chips?

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