I love KFC,
but every time I go there
my order is wrong.
Bird beaks, feet, and eyes...
such are the ingredients
of chicken nuggets.
Service with a smile!
The dull stare from the waitress
tells me otherwise.
Constipation cure:
eat anything from Taco Bell
and wait five minutes.
Got a Happy Meal.
Guess what? They forgot the toy.
More like Frowny Meal.
Bacon wrapped pizza:
cholesterol overload!
Should be illegal.
Don't eat at Wendy's.
Their slogan is "That's Better!"
but they're just as bad.
Old chicken nugget:
dog found it under the fridge.
Ate it, barfed it up.
don't be a hippocrit i knows you eat fast food mour than i ever do lol
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