Pac-Man was inspired
by a missing pizza slice.
No really, it's true!
Domino's pizza
in 30 minutes or less
caused lots of car wrecks.
Papa John's thin crust
always comes with a spice pack.
Who decides these things?
Pizza Hut now has
10 new crust variations...
and all of them suck.
Remember The Noid?
If not, you're under 30.
Just Google it, kid.
New menu item:
Papa John's Frito pizza!
What fresh hell is this?
Garlic knot breadsticks:
good for deterring vampires,
otherwise pointless.
No tomato sauce.
Used barbecue sauce instead.
Worst. Pizza. Ever.
The Noid will make a triumphant return! The Noid is the upmost of the canker society that will bring unto us the black night of pizza despair. All hail the red pajama midget assassin of dinner circles!
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