Your initials will determine your fate! Which fast food monster appears before you, and what will you do to defeat it?
On a dark and stormy night, you go to a local fast food restaurant. While inside, lightning strikes and the power goes out. When the lights come back on, you find yourself confronted by a mysterious creature. Your first, middle, and last initials determine what kind of fast food monster is after you! Use the chart on this image!
Example: If your name is Constance Rugby Abraham, then you'd get attacked by a Sabre-Toothed Captain D's Potatoad. The key to the monster's weakness may be in which fast food joint it originates from. For instance...if you got a Demonic KFC Wereturkey, your best strategy may be to hide from it. KFC employees always get your order wrong and tend to forget about you completely if you have to wait for your food to be cooked. So if you hide from a KFC monster, it'll likely forget about you quickly. It's also possible that a KFC monster may spawn with missing limbs (since items are always missing from KFC orders).
Likewise, Hardee's monsters almost always come out deaf. This is because Hardee's employees never answer the drive-thru speaker, indicating an apathetic ear. If a Cyclopsian Hardee's Zomburger is after you, you're in luck...it doesn't have good hearing or depth perception, so you may be able to beat it easily.
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