May the puns be with you.
Welcome to the Goblin's Den blog. This site is an outlet for jokes, poems, and other weird stuff I come up with. I have 3 self-published books on Blurb.com: Lullabies For Goblins , Haiku For Slugs , and UFO Thoughts . Check side bar below on the desktop site for previews.
Thursday, August 31, 2017
Sunday, August 6, 2017
Rebelling Of The Spelling
Rebelling Of The Spelling
When I was in elementary school, I used to misspell words on purpose for fun. I called this "game" Rebelling Of The Spelling. First you write down a word spelled the correct way; then you attempt to misspell it in as many ways as possible (while still trying to make it sound correct). Here it is with the word "moon"...
Moon
- Mewn
- Mhoon
- Muun
- Mune
- Muen
- Moohn
- Muen
- Muune
- Mounn
- Mfoon (f is silent, can't you tell?)
- Mphewn (ph is silent, deal with it)
HINT: Might want to turn off your auto-correct if you type these. Feel free to use silent letters to really confuse people.
Saturday, August 5, 2017
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Tuesday, July 25, 2017
Sunday, July 23, 2017
Saturday, July 8, 2017
Space Boy: A Tim Burton Parody
Here's a doodle and short poem in the stylings of Tim Burton.
There once was a boy from space.
He had a really weird face,
so when he went to school
the other kids were cruel.
"How come your head's so big?"
is what they'd often say.
But little did they know,
he had a shrinking ray!
So he gave them all a ZAP!
and shrunk them down to size.
He fed them to the classroom frog
who gobbled them up like flies.
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