Welcome to the Goblin's Den blog. This site is an outlet for jokes, poems, and other weird stuff I come up with. I have 3 self-published books on Blurb.com: Lullabies For Goblins , Haiku For Slugs , and UFO Thoughts . Check side bar below for previews.
The year was 2155. Rampant use of Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs) began to manifest itself in strange ways. The addition of shark DNA was supposed to make produce items more healthy to eat; instead it made them bigger, smarter, and more mobile. Farmers weren't prepared for their crops growing teeth and marching against them. In a bloody revolt, the veracious veggies began taking back the land. The fruitpocalypse had begun, and now we were the ones on the menu!