Sunday, February 14, 2016

Gallentine's Day

The heart is the official organ of Valentine's Day, so it's easy to forget about our other fleshy, pulsing friends–such as the gall bladder. How about sending your secret crush a gall bladder this year? It's the perfect way to say "I had the gall to speak up and ask you out!"

Or what about eyeballs? Sending her an eyeball sends the clear message of "I've been staring at you through the bushes for weeks."

If you're in a serious relationship, a roll of intestines is the perfect way to say "We're going to be together a LONG time!"

Think about it...what organ would you send your Valentine, and why?

3 comments:

  1. substance_regurgitoryFebruary 18, 2016 at 11:11 PM

    I would cut off my ear and send it to her because I'm a good listener.

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  2. One of my toes, because I'm toe-tally in love with her!!!

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  3. doopity da doopity doo, I want to comment too! I'm a gonna giv my sweetheart my hand...so to i can give it to her for ze marriage.

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