Guess what's back again?
Burger King chicken fries, yay!
They'll be gone next week.
Black hamburger buns:
not burnt, dyed for Halloween.
Slightly disturbing.
Pumpkin Spice Waffle™
here for a limited time!
I don't give a shit.
Popeyes is greasy–
somehow even their biscuits
taste like lard sponges.
Attention foodies,
Burger King has hot dogs now!
Like anyone cares.
At Hardee's drive-thru:
had to wait thirty minutes
with two cars in line.
Waffle House breakfast:
something's floating in my Coke.
Cigarette ashes?
There once was a time
when Wendy's had chicken strips.
Only nuggets remain.
So you're telling me
there's no Ribwich anymore?
Curse you, McDonalds!
Burger King nuggets:
ten for a dollar fifty!
You can taste the cheap.
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