Ham:cube - Nice To Meat You!

Introducing [ham:cube], brainchild of industrial music squatters Henwig Arton Mesmich and Finry Von Staunchcoat! Hailing from Hamburg, Germany, the duo is poised to tear up the scene with their debut albumen, Nice To Meat You! The record is a lush blend of post-punk ambient experimental and electric synthpop jazz dubstep! Frontman Henwig says "I've worked in the genre previously with my well-known band, Puppy Parvo Patrol, so with [ham:cube] we wanted to do something exactly the same but different. Our goal was to do a record that makes the listener want to dance and slit their wrists at the same time, all while thinking about spinning pig heads."

Keyboardist Finry is a veteran himself, his past involvements being with both Byproduct Brigade and Fuckleberry Thin. He had this to say about the promising new venture: "Grrraaaaahhhhhhh! I bit one of me fingers off while makin' this album! I had to get it sewn back on. It was tasty!" Well, you can't argue with greatness.

Carrothead Magazine calls Nice To Meat You "A delightfully decadent abortion." Second Sin says "...it's like Depeche Mode's Violator album but with lots of pig snorts and samples from The Matrix thrown in." And if that weren't enough, Floggers & Foggers Fetish Blog gives it a rating of 9/9 cat tails, calling it "...the second coming of Front 242's Headhunter. Das ist der Hammer!"

There you have it, folks. You can't get much higher praise than that! Hopefully there is much more to come from this electro dream team! Genial!

- Perga Blon Totenheim, editor for Vlerxxx! Magazine.

Full Track Listing:

01. Nice To Meat You (The Choppy-Chop Symphony)
02. Porkin' Mindy
03. Ham For Change (The Waffle House Blues)
04. The Little Hairs On It
05. Ingredients Of Spam
06. Sausage Neck
07. Have Turkey Baster, Will Travel
08. Phony Pepperoni
09. Dilly-Dallying During The Daily Deli Disaster
10. Half-Eaten Samich
11. A Bite Into Gristle (McDonald's Done Me Wrong)
12. Yes, M'ham!
13. Bone Shard In My Bologna
14. Piggy's Final Journey (From The Farm To My Septic Tank)

Nice To Meat You is available in digital format on 4/27/16...and compact disc for the old people that give a shit. © Necropolis Records 2016, all rights reserved and stuff. Yes, we do actually publish albums by artists other than Humpsgut and KFMDN.