Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Blob Fish Prayer

Perhaps you've seen the photo equivalent of this drawing floating around the web. It's a dead blob fish (Psychrolutes Marcidus), a real fish that lives in deep waters off the coast of Australia and Tasmania. Since it's been the victim of rampant Photoshopping, I figured it's time to pay our respects.

Blob Fish Prayer

Let's say a prayer
for our blob fish friend:
We hope you felt no pain
when you met your end.

As your spirit ascends
and your body deflates,
may heaven accept you
into it's pearly gates.

Amen...or Afish. Whichever you prefer.

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