Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Waffle House Wisdom: Part 1

Here's a few nuggets of wisdom from Waffle House to ponder upon. Who better to teach you the ways of the Wa'-Ho' than a wrinkled goblin puppet?

"Once you set foot inside of Waffle House, forever will it dominate your destiny."

"Grill or grill not...there is no fry!"

"Tasty is the dark waffle. Order it with chocolate chips, you must."

"Hunger is the path to Waffle House. Hunger leads to hash browns. Hash browns lead to acid burps. Acid burps lead to vomiting."

"Ask not for a straw, for there are none."

"Be mindful of expired ketchup. The labels on the bottle betray you."

"Loiter all night at Steak 'N Shake, do not. Waffle House, that is for."

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