Friday, September 25, 2015
Calzone / Killzone
Definition: 1. A bubbling calzone packed with 10 different cheeses, meats, and other artery clogging ingredients. 2. A sentient calzone with deadly intent, possibly possessed or controlled by magical means. 3. An assassin wearing a calzone suit (hands out coupons outside of an Italian restaurant until their target arrives).
Example: Pizza Shack's "Ultimate Meat-splosion Wrap" is loaded with saturated fat. It's really more of a killzone than a calzone.
See also: killzonae (alternate spelling and pronunciation), deathwrap, snot pocket.