Every friday I
get Little Caesar's pizza–
you can't beat five bucks!
I like Pizza Hut,
but I certainly could do
with less orange grease.
Bland and uninspired:
Domino's pizza tastes like
the box it comes in.
Chuck E Cheese doesn't
have arcade games anymore–
just gambling for kids.
Papa John's is great!
Better ingredients does
make better pizza!
Super-salty crust:
it's not the Noid's fault this time.
For shame, Domino's!
Papa John's hand-tossed
comes with a shriveled pepper.
What is it there for?
Constant smell of barf
at Cici's Pizza buffet...
and the floor squishes.
Earth to Domino's:
loading your crust with spices
doesn't make it new.
Hot dogs and pizza
aren't meant to go together–
stop it, Pizza Hut!
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