Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Weirdough

weirdough (weer-doh):

Definition: 1. A pastry or bread product made sentient by genetic manipulation or sorcery. 2. A strangely shaped donut, strudel, ect.

Example: The Burnsvery Bread Boy is a weirdough. He may appear to be a lovable scamp that helps you in the kitchen, but he's just as liable to bite your fingers off.

See also: hybread, the unbread, the unwholey (for weirdoughs NOT made from whole wheat).


1 comment:

  1. substance_regurgitoryMarch 6, 2016 at 5:32 PM

    Won't someone please make a loaf of bread shaped like the Batman symbol so I can make a Dark Knight Rises joke? :)

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