Saturday, September 19, 2015

Hair-ku: The Zen Of Balding

Great, I'm going bald
and I'm not even forty.
Might as well shave it.

There's another one...
an angry business man with
a sad comb over.

Receding hairline:
I'd better not go bald or
there'll be hell toupee!

I'm losing my hair.
Some women like a bald guy,
but most of them don't.

When I hit thirty,
I quickly lost all my hair...
just call me Cue Ball.

The "baldness demon"
dances on my head nightly–
stomping out my hair.

How come old rock stars
still have really long black hair?
Has to be a wig.

Male pattern baldness:
it's bound to happen if it's

No hairpiece for me.
I think I'd rather be bald
than in denial.

Slowly getting fat.
Hairline is receding fast.
Damn, being old sucks!

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